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Leslie Wayne recently wrote in the New York Times' blog, The Caucus, about one of many hissy fits in the Democratic road to the White House.

September 18, 2007, 1:18 pm
Edwards and Clinton Tussle Over Lunch
By Leslie Wayne

Joe Trippi, the Edwards campaign Internet guru, is using a Senator Hillary Clinton security-themed fund-raiser taking place in Washington today to ratchet up the campaign’s increasingly negative attacks on her – and to solicit money from Edwards supporters, as well.

“Guess who’s really coming to lunch with Hillary?” the e-mail to Edwards supporters asks and then goes on to say that Mrs. Clinton’s $1,000-a-plate luncheon is a “poster child” for “what is wrong in Washington.”

The noontime fund-raiser, at the offices of Jones Day, a Washington law firm, features Mrs. Clinton and members of Congress holding one-hour sessions on a number of security-related issues – and people who pay the entry fee can attend. The event, Mr. Trippi said, shows how “too many in office have fallen under the spell of campaign money at any cost.”

Mr. Edwards has made attacks on lobbyists and the influence of special interest money one of his signature campaign issues, and has long criticized Mrs. Clinton for what Mr. Edwards claims are overly-cozy ties with Washington insiders. By contrast, he has positioned himself as a Washington outsider, not beholden to lobbyists or political action committees.

Still, the Edwards campaign is not above using the Clinton fund-raiser as a chance to do some money-raising of its own. As the email closes, Mr. Trippi tells supporters that: “You may not have $1,000,” but he asks Edwards supporters to donate, even in amounts as low as $25 and $100, and said this money will be “combined with the contributions of thousands of others who are replying to this email right now.”

Fund-raising aside, in the war of words, the Clinton campaign is not taking Mr. Trippi’s attacks lightly. In response, Clinton campaign spokesman Phil Singer told Politico.com: “Increasingly negative attacks against other Democrats aren’t going to end the war, deliver universal health care or turn John Edwards’ flagging campaign around.”

I like The Onion's version of this better:

Clinton Blasts Obama For Slamming Edwards Jab
September 12, 2007

WASHINGTON, DC—Dissent continued to plague the 2008 presidential campaign this week, as Sen. Hillary Clinton had harsh words for Sen. Barack Obama's recent criticism of blunt remarks made by former Sen. John Edwards over what he called "petty Democratic-party infighting."

"I am dismayed and outraged by my opponent's baseless accusations in response to my other opponent's crude mudslinging tactics, which were inappropriate and which the American people will not stand for," Clinton said, echoing the criticism of criticism that has become a key element of this race. "The sheer effrontery. Destructive. Barb. Vitriol."

Campaign observers speculate that Clinton's comments could provoke a strongly worded response.

I personally don't care how Clinton, Edwards, et al. earn their money as long as they keep it legal and as long as it gets us a responsible Democratic President in 2009. Rather than agreeing with Edwards' campaign in that Hillary's lunch is the poster child of what is wrong with America, I seem to think that Edwards' campaign's reaction is the poster child of what is wrong with politics. We're all Democrats here, and we're supposedly all sensible people. Can't we just get along?

When the day comes that one of our three Democratic frontmen (or woman) get the party's nomination and they choose a Vice President to run with them, I would love for them to choose one of the remaining two of our Hillary-Obama-Edwards trifecta. I like each of these candidates a lot, and I dislike a small, but equal amount of things that they have each said and done, but I would love to have any two of them in the White House at the same time. I fear with all of the negativity between candidates right now, this can never be possible. At the rate we are going now with our incessant arguing and mudslinging, the leaders of our party are burning so many bridges between themselves that they are fatally weakening our chances for a successful election.

I take dirty campaigning very seriously, and the Edwards-Clinton rivalry is very much weakening my likelihood of voting for either of them. If only we Democrats can stop behaving like... well... stubborn donkeys, we might be able to accomplish something for once.

- Reed Braden (These opinions are solely mine.)